Sunday, February 12, 2012

These are not the droids you are looking for

Text message from 1905844XXXX
to 19054420352 (cj@thiscrazytrain.com)
SAT FEB 11 2012 11:15 AM

Please. You help me??

from (cj@thiscrazytrain.com)
to 1905844XXXX
SAT FEB 11 2012 11:16 AM

What's up?

I lost my prestocard.

Oh dear. Well you better call Presto or GO 1888GETONGO

It long distance?

It's toll free.

What mean?

That it's free.

Oh.

So you help?

Help with what?

Find card.

Um, well, my unicorn is currently being horsehoe'd at the moment and the Blacksmith is behind schedule so I'm unavailable.

WTF?

Sorry?

What you talking about?

What are *you* talking about?

I talking lost prestocard.

Yep, I got that much. Dunno why we're still texting each other tho.

I need find card.

How do you think I can help you?

Turn it off.

Turn it off?

Yes make blank or something......if someone find they no use it.

I'm afraid I can't do that.

WTF?

These are not the droids you looking for?

Why you stupid!!!

Can I ask who you think you're texting?

Asshole????

Right.

Did you Google "cant remember my prestocard it is lost" today?

Huh?

How did you get this number that you're texting. Did you Google it?

Yes.

I see.

So you think I'm Presto?

You help me!!!!!

I can't! The only person that can help you is someone at GO Transit.

Ok.... Asshole.

9 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 8:52 PM

    Don't you just love it when moron doesn't read the Google result and just click on the first link, assuming it is the GO Transit Customer Service line? Then he had the audacity to call people name.

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  2. BickyFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:02 PM

    Gosh, between checking in here and watching the Grammy Awards, I'm having a rockin' good night!

    Love it when people think they can call you names and still expect your help. Dingbats.

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  3. C.J. SmithFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    Wait til I publish my ongoing texting feud with a foot rider... we're still trumping each other with the "last word".

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 10:31 PM

    Stupidity and aggression seem to go hand-in-hand.

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  5. SquigglesFebruary 13, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    So, is English a second language to this person? Or are they just stupid?

    Seriously, you expect help. You are given the proper people to contact, then you insult the person because you are too stupid to realise that *you* are the idiot.

    jeesh.

    Entertaining though.

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  6. deepfishFebruary 13, 2012 at 8:03 AM

    ...as always thus when a surfeit of entitlement is matched by a dearth of etiquette,empathy and education and encapsulated in one entity.

    -M-

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  7. C.J. SmithFebruary 13, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    I don't think English is a second language. I think it was general laziness.

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  8. Skin ManFebruary 13, 2012 at 9:44 AM

    Ha! What a douche!

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  9. DaveFebruary 14, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    This totally made my morning.

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