Highway #2 GO Bus to Oshawa
The players:
A d-bag with an iPhone with Facetime on, 11 passengers, 1 driver
The script:
D-bag: "Hey, good morning Sunshine. I was just thinking about you ... Figured I wanna see you too..."
D-bag's wife/girlfriend: "But I'm not dressed (giggles). You on the bus?"
[It's 6:39 am and he's not in bed with you. If he's not on the bus, where the hell else would he be?]
D-bag: "Yeah. (yawns) It's sooo early."
D-bag's wife: "Yeah. Yeah. (also yawns)"
D-bag: "I was just calling to make sure you dress warm. It's supposed to be cold. Flurries and ice pellets supposedly but I don't buy it..."
[What radio station is he listening to?]
D-bag's wife: "(whining) I knooow. What happened to Spring, man?"
D-bag: "Man, it's gonna be a long day."
This mindless drivel went on for the rest of the bus ride. I put headphones on when they went back to discussing the weather.
Some people need to talk less and text more.
7 comments:
Doesn't matter the time of day, it is ALWAYS too early for this crap. Especially when nothing important is being said.
Chances are he was just proving that he has a whatever to everyone on the bus. Because there is not excuse for "facetime" or whatever the hell that was to happen.
And yes, I am cranky today. One too many people having a conversation on the 6.41 this morning. Which in my world is any number above zero.
I love the yahoos who call home at 6:30am to make sure their kids are up and getting ready for school. Getting louder and louder each time saying: Get up now and don't forget your lunch!
Sheesh!
Bicky
I have a great skit I do about *those* mothers.
When I get the chance I'll do an audio recording and YouTube it.
I look forward to it, CJ!
I give phone calls a generous 30 min limit. Then I politely ask them to bring it to an end, that it is disturbing the peace of the other people on the bus. Usually I get some resistance, but I don't back down until they hang up. I've had other passengers and the driver thank me for ending the torture. Learn to text or Shhhhut the front door.
I just want to point out, that at Steeles/Warden, on Tuesday, around 6pm, we had snow. Yes, we did.
BUT I agree that douche's shouldn't be talking on their phone. Metrolinx should install signal jammers... except Industry Canada/CRTC has decided it's illegal in Canada. :(
@AllanVS re: signal jammers - that's too bad. Movie theatres need to have them.
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