Friday, August 10, 2012

NO! I will not stare at your bare-ass feet during the train ride home. The hell wrong with some of you?

I asked the person who sent me this photo, live as it happened TODAY, to provide a cell phone number.
I called her. I asked her to tap this donkey, hand him her phone and say, "It's for you."
Presumably bewildered, he took the phone and said hello.
I said, "GET YOUR BARE-ASS, DIRTY FEET OFF THE SEAT AND OUT OF THE AIR THAT PEOPLE ARE BREATHING ON THAT TRAIN  AND BACK INTO YOUR SHOES OR ELSE I WILL REACH THROUGH THIS PHONE AND BREAK EVERY ONE OF YOUR TOES!"
And then I hung up.

3 comments:

  1. You are my HERO!!!

    What happened next???

    ReplyDelete
  2. cj@thiscrazytrain.comAugust 13, 2012 at 9:48 AM

    I dunno.
    I wasn't there. But let's pretend that he did what I asked. That makes me sleep well at night.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I fear for the safety of the person who sent you the photo.

    ReplyDelete

This website is not only read by GO Transit passengers, but also by employees of various transit agencies across Canada and the US, members of the media and enjoys an audience from around the world. Please take that into consideration.

You can remove your comment but a copy of that comment is retained by the software and is immediately available to the editor.

ThisCrazyTrain.com's commenting rules are simple: If you make an overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc.) or go waaaay off topic, your comment will be deleted. Please conduct yourself accordingly.