I think what I am going to do the next time I see something like this is say "Excuse me" and when they move their feet to let me sit near the window I'll sit right where their feet were. Sure I'll be sitting where their dirty feet were but they'll either move over or move away and hopefully never do it again.
Bring a newspaper or an old grocery bag to put onto the seat first!
It's a wonderful idea. I have started doing something similar on the buses in the morning with the yahoos who refuse to move in. Especially knowing it is a full bus.
What you do is , is walk up and crouch down with both arms stretched behind you and shout out "Oh GOODY! A Hurdle! I'm-a-gonna JUMP! One-Two-FREE!!!!" and swing your arms. If the guy moves, make a real sad face and go "Awwwwww!". If he doesn't, pause for a moment and then say "ONE MORE TRY!" and go back to step one. If you succeed at nothing, you'll still have a good time, and isn't that what commuting is all about?
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I get through the anger of this by imagining a special place in hell for these yahoos.
I think what I am going to do the next time I see something like this is say "Excuse me" and when they move their feet to let me sit near the window I'll sit right where their feet were. Sure I'll be sitting where their dirty feet were but they'll either move over or move away and hopefully never do it again.
Bring a newspaper or an old grocery bag to put onto the seat first!
It's a wonderful idea. I have started doing something similar on the buses in the morning with the yahoos who refuse to move in. Especially knowing it is a full bus.
What you do is , is walk up and crouch down with both arms stretched behind you and shout out "Oh GOODY! A Hurdle! I'm-a-gonna JUMP! One-Two-FREE!!!!" and swing your arms. If the guy moves, make a real sad face and go "Awwwwww!". If he doesn't, pause for a moment and then say "ONE MORE TRY!" and go back to step one.
If you succeed at nothing, you'll still have a good time, and isn't that what commuting is all about?
LOL deepfish - I like your sense of humour!
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