Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Not an axe, blowtorch or chainsaw


I'm gonna sit on the train and stare menacingly at foot riders and bag riders while slapping this spatula against an open palm. Imma slap you across the thigh! Weapon of choice, right here.

Actually, as nice of a Scooby-Doo fantasy that is, I bought this spatula to replace the piece of crap Starfrit  spatula I had. It broke in two last night while I was folding blueberries into a banana bread mixture. It was a spatula classified for use in dense dough and heavy mixing. Lies!


Eff you, Starfrit. You piece of junk.

Whilst at the Bay, I was giggling to myself while perusing all the spatulas and thinking about riding the train home with my purchase and what I could do with it. I'd totally do it... but I don't like jail.

5 comments:

  1. SquigglesMarch 27, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    I buy my spatulas in bulk at Dollarama. Mind you, I go through them like crazy so I can't justify paying too much.

    But I do think that will make a nice, resounding swat! sound against anyone who breaks rules.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Fifty Shades of Spatulas,

    I like!!

    DF

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  3. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    whatever happened to 50 shades of Go anyway?? :(

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  4. C.J. SmithMarch 28, 2013 at 9:53 PM

    I really dropped the ball on that

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  5. AnonymousMarch 31, 2013 at 12:11 AM

    I ride OCTranspo in Ottawa and I can't tell you how many times i've wished I had a telescopic "poking stick" so I could jab some a-hole who is bag riding/foot riding/horking on the floor/playing music on their phone WITHOUT using headphones... I need not continue as I believe I am preaching to the choir here...

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