So there I was ... on the train last night, minding my own business and watching episode 9 of Season Three of True Blood on my phone. Up comes a sexually graphic scene involving two male vampires when the woman next to me blurts out, "What is that?"
I didn't realize she'd been watching along with me.
I ripped out an earbud. She tilts her body to face me. "Is that gay porn?"
Thankfully she whispered this question.
I really should have trolled the shit of the situation by answering yes but I didn't. I know you're disappointed. I really missed a golden opportunity.
"It's True Blood. It's an HBO series," I tell her.
"Oh", she says. "Television sure has changed".
I was still stuck on the gay porn part. I wonder what would have happened if I said yes.
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You should've said yes with a lisp and ended with "sweetie".
If I were a man, I probably would have snapped, too.
You’re not? You’ve got more balls than most men I know...
I watch Californication on the train and have similar issues.
That's why I use a 3M Privacy Screen.
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