Friday, May 31, 2013

Important announcement from Greyskull and Clark, Cattorneys-at-law

Meow,

Muw, morh mar mea ... mer mei. mee!

Mew,
(Yawn) Meh

Don't ask me what this means. I was just asked to publish it in response to this text message. If you're fluent in "cat", let me know what they said.

from: Rogers Extreme Text Messaging 
to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Fri, May 31, 2013 at 8:23 AM
subject: Copied Text Message From 1905436XXXX

hey dumb duck. hope u got a good lawyer because im sue u for what u said about me on the internet. lawyer up baby. im take it all!!!!!!!!!

11 comments:

  1. CarolMay 31, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    My cat's a little rusty but I believe it's a quote. I'll get back to you.

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  2. GeorgeMay 31, 2013 at 1:51 PM

    It can't be cat because of the lack of grammar. Probably an spectacularly dumb tester impersonating a cat. An insult to cats.

    I'll bet this just sent shivers of fear through your spine too lol

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  3. SquigglesMay 31, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    Must be the dialect. My cat says it is more along the lines of "feed me and not the trolls".

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  4. BickyMay 31, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Perhaps it was a suggestion for spelling and grammar lessons. My translation skills need work.

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  5. TTMay 31, 2013 at 2:57 PM

    I think the ones who threaten legal action are always the ones who have never dealt with a lawyer before. I have no doubt she will talk to a lawyer but when they demand a $10k retainer to take the case might cause her to pause.

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  6. SylvMay 31, 2013 at 3:59 PM

    I think it means "Duck? Sure I 'll work for duck - yum!"

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  7. AnonymousJune 1, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    Why do these text messages always read like they were written by a borderline moron?

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  8. calvinhcJune 1, 2013 at 3:00 PM

    My cat is a little rusty, but I believe it is something to the effect that one must be able to properly put together a sentence, with correct words, spelling, punctuation, and capatalization in order to file a law suit. Anything else should be ignored.

    It's amazing how so much content can fit into a few feline sylables!

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  9. C.J. SmithJune 1, 2013 at 5:47 PM

    Why do these text messages always read like they were written by a borderline moron?

    Which is why I post them.

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  10. AnonymousJune 3, 2013 at 9:01 AM

    Maybe it was from Brian Burke???

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  11. Skin ManJune 4, 2013 at 10:17 AM

    I thought it started out a little classier than normal...."hey dumb duck."...but it faded quickly from there. I loved the ending though....I'd suggest that this author is a cut above the usual texter!

    keep smiling!

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