I too, try to find people who are space hogging and ask them to move their shit...and then revel in their deep sighs as I have really put them out....l.o.v.e IT!
I am a big man (310lbs), and my smile sucks at the best of times. I wish I could smile as creepily as San Diego's mayor... http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/creepy-filner.png
Put the suitcase in front of her feet, sit down, and if she has a problem with it, glare at her. No words. After a couple minutes when that gets boring, take out my phone and start reading the news on it, or play angry birds or something.
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*le sigh*
I would been "hay... you're sexy. Mind if I sit beside you?" Then I would move her bag and sit an inch away and give her the creepy smile. LoL
I too, try to find people who are space hogging and ask them to move their shit...and then revel in their deep sighs as I have really put them out....l.o.v.e IT!
I have started sitting down and being a big girl, enjoy how fast those people move their shit. Priceless.
Though, I do love the creepy smile thing. Can girls get away with it?
I am a big man (310lbs), and my smile sucks at the best of times.
I wish I could smile as creepily as San Diego's mayor...
http://thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/creepy-filner.png
Put the suitcase in front of her feet, sit down, and if she has a problem with it, glare at her. No words. After a couple minutes when that gets boring, take out my phone and start reading the news on it, or play angry birds or something.
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