to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Wed, Oct 9, 2013 at 11:56 PM
subject: Please please please please please help????
I am in tears. No seriously. I forgot my laptop on the train tonight. Do you know anyone we can call? Like is there a go conductor you know? Or maybe someone at the place where the trains go?
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:03 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
HELLO!!!? I just emailed you. I know it's later. Please answer. I left my laptop on a train. It was the 10:43 train from Union to Oshawa. Are you there???????? HELP!!!! My life is on here.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:09 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
HELP
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:10 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
HELLO
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:10 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
Please be awake...
from: Adam Leblanc
to: cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:47 AM
subject: Iguess your sleeping.
Please write me back when you get up and let me know what my options are. All I can tell you is that I got off the train at Oshawa and realized once Igot to the car, it was left on train and I ran back but I missed the train pulling away. Could you call me? I don't care how early it is. All I need is a phone number of someone to call maybe the CSA of the train. Do you know what happens to the stuff on the train? It's an Acer laptop/Win 7. I can probably find the serial number. Would that help at all???
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 6:12 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
Hi. Just checking if you are up yet.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 6:46 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 THIS IS ME |
Adam? You have to go to GO Transit Lost and Found. I can't help you. I don't know anyone I can call.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 6:57 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
There has to be someone we can call? Don't you know people?
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 6:59 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 |
Absolutely I know people. I know the guy from the post office across the street from me, I think his name is Larry. Then there's the guy who stands with me at my bus stop every morning who offers me Twizzlers but I don't take them because I quit sugar but I think he thinks I don't take them because he's not hiding behind a bush offering candy like in those films we watched as kids about not taking candy from a stranger. Remember those? Hilarious!
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:00 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
I really need you to take this seriously. Do you think you can do that? Like fuck! This isn't funny! You don't answer your emails. You don't reply back to texts. It's not cool.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:03 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 |
You said it was an Acer laptop? And what train again? LSE?
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:04 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
Yes! Black Acer laptop. LSE from Union to Oshawa last night and I took the 10:43. I put this all into an email for you. Don't you read your emails?????
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:07 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 |
Ok. Give me until end of day today. I will see what I can do but you really should go to the Lost and Found on Bay Street at Union Station.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:08 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
Okay. So should I call you around 5 or so?
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 7:09 AM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 |
Not necessary. I will email you before that. Have a good day.
from: Cj Smith
to: Adam Leblanc
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 12:47 PM
subject: Laptop
Hi Adam. Please see the attached. I hope this will be helpful.
Click here for the high resolution file (hover over the image and use the magnify tool to expand it when the image loads in a new window)
from: Adam Leblanc
to: Cj Smith
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:03 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
What the hell is this? Did you call anybody?
from: Cj Smith
to: Adam Leblanc
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:04 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
It's a poster about your laptop drama. Did you go to the Lost and Found?
from: Adam Leblanc
to: Cj Smith
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
No I did not go to theLost and Found. You told me you would take care of it!!!! Thanks for nothing! You're an Asshole.
from: Cj Smith
to: Adam Leblanc
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
So you don't need the poster then?
I went to the Lost and Found. They had my laptop. Someone found it on the train and turned it in this morning but no thanks to you of course.
I need an address to send the invoice to for the work I did on that poster.
I've been pointed to a post from David Thorne about a missing cat poster. You should definitely read it! Here's a PDF from the copy in his book and on the web
to: Cj Smith
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:11 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
No I did not go to theLost and Found. You told me you would take care of it!!!! Thanks for nothing! You're an Asshole.
from: Cj Smith
to: Adam Leblanc
date: Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 2:12 PM
subject: Re: Laptop
So you don't need the poster then?
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | cj@thiscrazytrain.com | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 4:10 PM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 190572188XX |
I went to the Lost and Found. They had my laptop. Someone found it on the train and turned it in this morning but no thanks to you of course.
from: | Rogers Extreme Text Messaging | ||
to: | 190572188XX | ||
date: | Thu, Oct 10, 2013 at 4:22 PM | ||
subject: | Copied Text Message From 19054427423 |
I need an address to send the invoice to for the work I did on that poster.
I've been pointed to a post from David Thorne about a missing cat poster. You should definitely read it! Here's a PDF from the copy in his book and on the web
Ungrateful son of a bitch.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks to you?
You are the one who told him to go to the lost and found.
He should have checked for his brain while he was there.
Did anyone read the credits on the poster?! Comedy gold. Especially if you know Spanish. I LOL'd!
ReplyDeleteLOL Al, I spit root beer out my nose while reading your comment. Totally worth it though. :)
ReplyDeleteYou did tell him (twice!) to go to Lost and Found. He doesn't know how to listen, uh, read, obviously.
And the poster is awesome!
LOL @ "Please be awake". I just about died.
ReplyDeletei bet this guy doesnt backup either...... pity the thought what would happen if the hard drives fails (which sooner or later they do) or a bad virus, or even gets stolen etc.....
ReplyDeleteOh, CJ, I laughed so hard, I think I wet myself! You're too funny.
ReplyDeleteLadies, can you imagine being married to that Adam? "Hon, Have you seen my brown socks anywhere?"
Adam, are you vying for The Tool of the Day Award?
Adam, you're not very smart are you?
ReplyDeleteOh thank you CJ....made my morning!!!!
ReplyDeleteBrain exploding...so many things to say to Adam...where to start?
ReplyDelete"My life is on there" - sad, sad, sad!
Adam, this may sound like a strange concept to you, but there are people on this earth who are usually asleep at midnight. When these people are asleep, a shouted e-mailed hello won't wake them up - they're funny like that.
Where did you get the idea that CJ has a list of GO train LSE conductors' personal phone numbers? (Presumably along with a duty roster so she knows who was working on which train)
Thanks for the laugh this morning CJ - I needed it! Love your poster BTW, he really should pay you for it. Which of the cattorneys handles collections?
I almost spit my coffee out onto my keyboard when i saw that poster! Thanks for the giggles funny girl. You made my day!
ReplyDelete"No thanks to you" WTF, you told him to go to lost & found. Obviously he can't read. He must not be a frequent visitor to the site, probably searched GO Train and stumbled across thinking you worked for them.
ReplyDeleteSo awesome.
ReplyDeleteyou should give some credit to http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
ReplyDeleteThat is the most awesome thing I have ever read!!!
ReplyDeleteThe whole Missy episode was hilarious. Obviously not for Shannon. I wonder if she ever got the cat back?
ReplyDeleteBest poster evar!
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear Adam got his porn, er, laptop back.