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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Like the dreaded camel toe, men should be aware of the moose knuckle

That ain't right.

I, myself, have no desire to stare at any man's fruit basket or be subjected to a moose knuckle. I don't care how generous Mother Nature may have been.

Gentlemen of the GO, pull up a chair in front of a full-length mirror and sit down in front of it. Nothing should look like it's straining to escape from your pants. Perform this check before leaving the house.

I am doing you a favor by dishing out this advice. Trust me.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ive got nothing.

Squiggles said...

brain bleach. that is what is needed right now.

MATT said...

How can that be even remotely comfortable? Junk isn't meant to do that...

Bicky said...

Oh, that's not pretty.... my eyes might never recover.

TomW said...

Point and laugh people... point and laugh

Anonymous said...

O M G

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's smuggling a snake or a reptile in his pants?

Anonymous said...

Wish it was a woman and her leggings instead.

Anonymous said...

If this was the reverse, a man taking a photo of an anonymous woman's crotch and posting it on the internet, how would it be perceived?

Anonymous said...

Exactly. Guys have dicks. Get. Use. To it. It doesn't just "hide away" because women are so "shocked!" that men actually have bodies.

What about women and their fartboxes hanging out of short shorts. Now that is a sight we shouldn't have to see on a daily basis.