I guess I botched this marriage proposal

from:		Graham Wayne <gwayne1963@outlook.com>
to:
bcc:		cj@thiscrazytrain.com
date:		Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:26 AM
subject:		I am interested in you for serious relationship

How are you today my dear,

My name is Graham Wayne, I am ranked a Sergeant major in the US Army,
currently serving in Afghanistan on peace keeping mission.

I am well educated with two(2) university degrees and a masters degree in
engineering, please i am very sorry to contact you through this email
exchange and there is no other way to reach you OK. I was Just looking
around the www.blogger.com site and I saw your email I got interested on you
and I decided to drop this note to you. I am looking for serious
relationship that will lead towards MARRIAGE, despite you do not know me
very well, but i promise i will tell you all you need to know about me.

Please reply me so that I send you my pictures and tell you more about me.I
will be very glad if you appreciate this and we will go on from here
knowing each other.

Regards,
Graham Wayne

from:		Cindy (Cj) Smith <cj@thiscrazytrain.com>
to:		Graham Wayne
date:		Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 11:36 AM
subject:		Re: I am interested in you for serious relationship

Hi Graham!
I own two circus elephants who are extremely protective of me. They come with me as part of the package.  Deal?

Sassy has a bit of halitosis problem but the vet says as long as  I keep feeding her the kegger of Costco peanut butter I've been doing each day, it will help. You know the best thing about that? The soft serve "end" result. If you know what I mean...

Peaches, he's a bit of an idiot. I mean every branch of the dumb - dumb tree was hit when he stormed out of Africa. But I love them both dearly.

So as long as we can ride off into the sunset on the backs of two elephants, sure.  Get back to me on that marriage thing. I gotta get these two beasts measured for suits.