Queue cheesy game show music (that's right, horns and trumpets with a lively bass line).
This is the seat next to me right now. I've been policing it diligently on this express train. People have been good about it. I mean, standing is better than sitting when you see a mess like this, which my quad mates and I have determined is fresh. We think it's coffee. But it could be colon blow.
Colon blow! I normally use Ass Shrapnel, but may have to expand my choices.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoodles, the "good" thing about winter is that you can always move your coat in such a way to cover the seat.
@Pat ROFL
ReplyDelete@Pat LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteMaybe Aunt Flow came to visit a lucky gal?
ReplyDeleteAss sludge!
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