Apparently old enough to be my father told a passenger (not me) who asked he take his empty coffee cup and empty DQ container with him to dispose of - once the train emptied - to do it himself.
"You're not the boss of me," he called after the passenger, who also reminded him to keep his feet off the seats next time.
A lot of these donkeys really need to check their privilege.
Wow! If that was his response then I would be challenging this guy to a fight.
ReplyDeleteActually, it`s pointless to get physical with the privileged donkey. The privileged donkey can charge you with assault.
ReplyDeleteLook at the state of his socks, he should invest in some Oxyclean.
ReplyDelete@CJ Smith
ReplyDeleteYes true he could press charges (unless you escape) but as long as that passenger learns his lesson the hard way then I'm all for it.
Get creative.
ReplyDelete1 Grab the shoes. Yell out "I FOUND THEM!" If he asks for them back tell him they are yours and ask him to prove ownership - if they were his shouldn't they be on his feetses?
Alternate: Play a game of "keep away" with them.
2 Pause as you pass and start playing a game of "This Little Piggy".
3 Sniff the air, yell "IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!" Pull out a can of lysol and spary it all over his quad.
4. Walk up and claim to be GO Bylaw Foot Zombie Rule Enforcement. If he claims you aren't ask him how he knows, since no one has ever really seen one.
^ wins at the internet
ReplyDelete"you're not the boss of me" LOL...what was he 4 in a 60 year olds body?
ReplyDelete^ Ridiculous. Right?
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