Thursday, May 28, 2015

I had a vision of love and it was ALLLLLLLLL-LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that you've given to me

I have a new hater.

His name is Edward Thundercunt. Gasp all you want. That's what his last name sounded like in his first voicemail to me, so Thundercunt it is.

Edward was upset with a recent Twitter comment I made. Something about Scarborough. Edward sure loves his Scarborough. Problem is, Scarborough doesn't exist. Isn't it Toronto? Is there really a Scarborough anymore? Isn't all of it just Toronto? Meh. Semantics.

Mr. Thundercunt has left me seven voicemail messages this week. Four of them were demands to call him back - IMMEDIATELY- and three were various gripes about how I live in the 905 so I'm not entitled to an opinion about a city I don't live in. Interesting. Because Eddy had a lot to say about Courtice in his second voicemail. Only he pronounced it wrong. It is not Cort-eye-SSSSS (seriously, dude sounded like a snake). It's "curtis".

I'm not calling you back, Edward. Go away.

5 comments:

  1. Nora1968May 28, 2015 at 2:35 PM

    Happily Edward likely has no idea where Courtice actually is, so I'm pretty sure we're safe :-)

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  2. Michael SuddardMay 28, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    Oh Nora, isn't Courtice way out near Kapuskasing? Just left of Aurora next to the north pole?

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  3. PeterMay 29, 2015 at 8:21 AM

    And let the discussion of how to pronounce Courtice and Kapuskasing begin ...

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  4. Nora1968May 29, 2015 at 8:25 AM

    Yes, @Michael. Yes it is. And hopefully Edward reads this and sets out to pay Cindy (and me) a visit there.... ;-)

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  5. QuadtumblerMay 30, 2015 at 3:27 AM

    Edward, it's Scuzborough not Scarborough. And I can say that because I am from here. When you left Scarborough Go because of the cluster of a commute, you seen 400 block, and the crack haouses by Eglinton Go and the like. Route 9 bellamy, the bus through the hood. Don't step on any burned light bulbs now...
    I grew up by Scarborough Go so I am very familiar with the remarks and I get a kick out of the Scuzborough rants from Durham folks. Me I would live in Newcastle, Port Perry or Uxbridge if I had enough money for some real estate to buy. People get all "patriotic" over Scarborough and it's a little much, but at least it isn't Oshawa where you unit gets broken into all the time...hence adios...PS4 I miss you...

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