This guy. This guy is doing exactly what you think he's doing. Some people just want to watch the world burn...
The bubble is strong with some. I'm sorry I got gross. Be grateful you weren't his audience.
PS. I didn't eat dinner and I waited until after you had breakfast. You're welcome,
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Is it just me? I can't tell what he's doing but now my imagination is running wild... Options include: giving himself a tattoo; inserting an IV into his basilic vein; pleasuring his humongous (yet obscured by his left arm) member?
I can top it, though: many years ago while riding a bus in Ottawa there was a man standing up and holding on to one of the vertical posts. I guess he wasn't getting a good enough grip, so he licked his hand and then re-grabbed the post and even rubbed it around a bit to ensure it was good and sticky so he could hold on tighter. I'll never forget it.
Now that we're past eating time I'm going to one up you. I remember sitting behind a young bloke who did something I bet you can never ever top. OK here it is: He picked his nose, deposited the contents onto the closed fist of his other hand - and then ate it. Yep. In clear view of everyone. Pick, deposit, eat, repeat. He did this for a full 10 minutes.
OK I have to stop. That repressed memory is making me hurl...
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Is it just me? I can't tell what he's doing but now my imagination is running wild... Options include: giving himself a tattoo; inserting an IV into his basilic vein; pleasuring his humongous (yet obscured by his left arm) member?
What do you "pop"?
OK, that is pretty disgusting.
I can top it, though: many years ago while riding a bus in Ottawa there was a man standing up and holding on to one of the vertical posts. I guess he wasn't getting a good enough grip, so he licked his hand and then re-grabbed the post and even rubbed it around a bit to ensure it was good and sticky so he could hold on tighter. I'll never forget it.
Now that we're past eating time I'm going to one up you. I remember sitting behind a young bloke who did something I bet you can never ever top. OK here it is: He picked his nose, deposited the contents onto the closed fist of his other hand - and then ate it. Yep. In clear view of everyone. Pick, deposit, eat, repeat. He did this for a full 10 minutes.
OK I have to stop. That repressed memory is making me hurl...
And this is why not only do I want to bathe in bleach when I get home every night but drink it, too.
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