What I'm wondering is when she went from being moderately articulate (see her original texts to you) to the IQ-challenged rapper gal she seems to have become? It's like you were conversing with two different people.
Or two years has made her lose her love of proper grammar... Or she writes one way when she feels she needs to be all "business", and another way when she feels she needs to be "street".
Someone calls me asking if I ever found something I lost my first response would be: a) Why no, do you have it? b)2013? That seems like ages ago... c) THAT ugly ass Chanel-like cased monstrosity? I'm happy to be rid of it. I have matured. d) No se habla Ingles. ... etc etc yadda yadda yadda
Nowhere on this list would there be "Da fuq is this".
I mean - talk about inappropriate AND low rent right off the bat...
The only conclusion I can draw is that we are dealing with a misprogrammed rogue AI stand-alone. Be afraid.
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Whoah. That escalated quickly.
I can't believe someone could react like that.
Call the police? Bwahahahaahahahaahah!!!
What a loser!
It's actually stunning how people go right "there".
Ha ha ha... did she not look at the picture to realize it's just an empty case? And the pic she sent you in the first place?
Along with her phone, she must have lost her sense of humour.
What I'm wondering is when she went from being moderately articulate (see her original texts to you) to the IQ-challenged rapper gal she seems to have become? It's like you were conversing with two different people.
Or two years has made her lose her love of proper grammar...
Or she writes one way when she feels she needs to be all "business", and another way when she feels she needs to be "street".
It's the abject hostility right off the bat. No slow warm up, no wrong number, etc. Just a blow up and calling the cops.
Someone is obviously not having a good day.
I agree with Squiggles, must be a bad day.
Perhaps you should try again tomorrow.
thank you!
I'm not going to cross the line into harassment Mike!
Just one follow up text. That's all I need.
Holy crap this is funny.
CJ, the police must have a file on you the same size as the old Toronto phone book.
Full of stupid people calling and complaining and expecting the hammer of justice to fall upon your soul to wreak almighty justice.
How's that part coming along?
^ Proud to say I haven't had a single visit.
I'm so glad you all find this as funny as I do. I live for this kind of comedy.
Someone calls me asking if I ever found something I lost my first response would be:
a) Why no, do you have it?
b)2013? That seems like ages ago...
c) THAT ugly ass Chanel-like cased monstrosity? I'm happy to be rid of it. I have matured.
d) No se habla Ingles.
... etc etc yadda yadda yadda
Nowhere on this list would there be "Da fuq is this".
I mean - talk about inappropriate AND low rent right off the bat...
The only conclusion I can draw is that we are dealing with a misprogrammed rogue AI stand-alone.
Be afraid.
Harassment? Nope, just checking in to see if the new day is better! That's customer service!
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