Friday, August 14, 2015

Last night

Be on the bus.
Arrive in downtown Oshawa.
Bus is packed.
Guy sits next to me.
Smells like he just crawled out of every all-nighter in the '70s and drank all the whiskey.
He dirty too.
Like 5000 showers are needed.
And a toothbrush.
I'm mad tweeting about him.
Suddenly...
He talks to me.
No.
Never.
Did he just ask me where I live???
I tell him I'm on my way to see my brother in jail.
Someone may have died.
Not sure.
He looks uncomfortable.
Good.

12 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 14, 2015 at 4:15 PM

    Yep, another of example of how cold and unfriendly Canadians really are, especially the women.
    keep hiding behind fake politeness and avoiding any eye contact with all strangers. What a great life!

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    1. C.J. SmithAugust 14, 2015 at 4:24 PM

      I'm not not talking to a leery, very drunk, PERSON, who made me feel very uncomfortable.
      If you're not slurring your words and actually call me miss or ma'am instead of sweetie or honey or worse, ask me about my tits, MAYBE I'll ask you where YOU LIVE.

      give me a fucken break

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  2. Skin ManAugust 14, 2015 at 4:54 PM

    Trollers gotta troll. Shall we resurrect a well used phrase...anon at 4:15...
    Imma cut you

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  3. Skin ManAugust 14, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    Could it sarcasm??? Although that's an easy shield to cower behind.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 14, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    It's do easy to call someone an asshole smh. Because I have a different opinion or perception to you? You didn't say he was leery or drunk initially. My bad I thought you just turned up your nose at him because of how he looked. I apologise.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 14, 2015 at 6:50 PM

    I just read over your first comment. Yup, you just talked about how he smelled and that he tried to talk to you. Didn't realise it was a drunk guy trying to chat you up. That is different. I'm no troll or asshole I apologise for any offense.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 14, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    And yo Skin man. Chill. I just got the scenario wrong.

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  7. C.J. SmithAugust 14, 2015 at 8:25 PM

    "Smells like he just crawled out of every all-nighter in the '70s and drank all the whiskey."

    Pretty sure that meant drunk.

    Apologies accepted. Seriously, though. I'll talk to anyone but not people who make me uncomfortable. Never. DON'T ENGAGE!

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  8. AnonymousAugust 15, 2015 at 10:01 PM

    You accept my apology but can't even bother to retract your own unwarranted insult. Nice job. I know it matters not to you but you just lost a fan. Enjoy your bully pulpit. Bye!

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  9. C.J. SmithAugust 15, 2015 at 11:24 PM

    Those who truly follow me would not have written comment #1.

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  10. AnonymousAugust 17, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    You know whats funny, i didnt even consider that it was you that wrote it. I thought you posted someone else's comments at first.
    Your orignal comment left LOTS of room for interpretation. I thought the writer was just being a snide proud idiot to someone.
    How ironic, bcause thats exactly what you ended up behaving towards me lol.
    No need for an apology. Take care.

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