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Friday, August 14, 2015

Last night

Be on the bus.
Arrive in downtown Oshawa.
Bus is packed.
Guy sits next to me.
Smells like he just crawled out of every all-nighter in the '70s and drank all the whiskey.
He dirty too.
Like 5000 showers are needed.
And a toothbrush.
I'm mad tweeting about him.
Suddenly...
He talks to me.
No.
Never.
Did he just ask me where I live???
I tell him I'm on my way to see my brother in jail.
Someone may have died.
Not sure.
He looks uncomfortable.
Good.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, another of example of how cold and unfriendly Canadians really are, especially the women.
keep hiding behind fake politeness and avoiding any eye contact with all strangers. What a great life!

C.J. Smith said...

I'm not not talking to a leery, very drunk, PERSON, who made me feel very uncomfortable.
If you're not slurring your words and actually call me miss or ma'am instead of sweetie or honey or worse, ask me about my tits, MAYBE I'll ask you where YOU LIVE.

give me a fucken break

Skin Man said...

Trollers gotta troll. Shall we resurrect a well used phrase...anon at 4:15...
Imma cut you

Skin Man said...

Could it sarcasm??? Although that's an easy shield to cower behind.

C.J. Smith said...

So not a troll but definitely an asshole

Anonymous said...

It's do easy to call someone an asshole smh. Because I have a different opinion or perception to you? You didn't say he was leery or drunk initially. My bad I thought you just turned up your nose at him because of how he looked. I apologise.

Anonymous said...

I just read over your first comment. Yup, you just talked about how he smelled and that he tried to talk to you. Didn't realise it was a drunk guy trying to chat you up. That is different. I'm no troll or asshole I apologise for any offense.

Anonymous said...

And yo Skin man. Chill. I just got the scenario wrong.

C.J. Smith said...

"Smells like he just crawled out of every all-nighter in the '70s and drank all the whiskey."

Pretty sure that meant drunk.

Apologies accepted. Seriously, though. I'll talk to anyone but not people who make me uncomfortable. Never. DON'T ENGAGE!

Anonymous said...

You accept my apology but can't even bother to retract your own unwarranted insult. Nice job. I know it matters not to you but you just lost a fan. Enjoy your bully pulpit. Bye!

C.J. Smith said...

Those who truly follow me would not have written comment #1.

Anonymous said...

You know whats funny, i didnt even consider that it was you that wrote it. I thought you posted someone else's comments at first.
Your orignal comment left LOTS of room for interpretation. I thought the writer was just being a snide proud idiot to someone.
How ironic, bcause thats exactly what you ended up behaving towards me lol.
No need for an apology. Take care.