GO Transit updated their Quiet Zone FAQs and there's some serious LAWL going on

Will Transit Safety Officers’ check tickets in the Quiet Zone?

Yes. Transit Safety Officers’ responsibilities will not change in that regard.

REALLY?! People have asked this?

What should passengers in the Quiet Zone do if they need to make an important phone call?

Short and quiet conversations are fine within the Quiet Zone; however, the train’s lower level is available for longer conversations and important phone calls.

We ask our passengers to consider their fellow riders while in the Quiet Zone.

It's good I don't work for GO because my answer would read: take your phone, find a lighter, now set it on fire.

What if there are no seats available on the lower level, but I don’t want to be quiet?

Passengers in the Quiet Zone are encouraged to abide by the Quiet Zone guidelines.

For example: