Thursday, September 17, 2015

This spider is living on my front porch. He's so big, I should charge rent

16 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2015 at 11:00 AM

    You should move! Hate spiders haha

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  2. C.J. SmithSeptember 17, 2015 at 11:13 AM

    I wanted to burn the house down but my husband was like, you're so dramatic

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  3. MarySeptember 17, 2015 at 11:55 AM

    Wow I didn't realize you actually lived in Australia! But seriously I'm sure any insurance company would support your claim once they saw the reason for the fire! That needs to join the gazillions in spider heaven.

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  4. Tal HartsfeldSeptember 17, 2015 at 12:02 PM

    It had better do its duty and start devouring some flies and gnats.

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  5. KellySeptember 17, 2015 at 12:11 PM

    omg kill it with fire! Have you seen the video where the person swats a spider with a broom and ends up it was preggo and hundreds of teeny spiders come running out? Youtube it. Motivation to get rid of this one before it releases more!

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  6. SquigglesSeptember 17, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    I want to thank everyone - especially Kelly - for tonight's nightmares.

    I was doing so well at NOT looking at it. Shudder.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2015 at 8:34 PM

    I would get a broom and a bucket. Catch the spider on the broom and shake (bang the sides) into the bucket. It won't be able to climb out. Then re-locate it to the very back of the yard. Do this before it has a dramatic weight loss. Problem solved and less flies and mosquitos next year.

    I can't stand spiders but I also don't feel right killing them - outside. In the house, all bets are off. They're just doing what spiders do. I relocated 8 huge ones a couple of weeks ago and they never came back.

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  8. C.J. SmithSeptember 17, 2015 at 8:35 PM

    He's still alive and well and is currently our security system.

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  9. C.J. SmithSeptember 17, 2015 at 8:36 PM

    He's still alive and well and is currently our security system.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2015 at 8:52 PM

    That's a girl spider. She'll be finding a nice place to lay her eggs anytime soon. Be nice to her...

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  11. LoriSeptember 17, 2015 at 9:56 PM

    Freeloading bastard or bitch. I hate spiders, ugh!

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 18, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    Come on CJ - Spiders are your friend!

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2015 at 1:52 PM

    https://www.facebook.com/IFeakingLoveScience/photos/a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035/569741769713505/?type=3

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  14. C.J. SmithSeptember 24, 2015 at 2:41 PM

    ^ Love.

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