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Thursday, September 17, 2015

This spider is living on my front porch. He's so big, I should charge rent

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should move! Hate spiders haha

C.J. Smith said...

I wanted to burn the house down but my husband was like, you're so dramatic

Mary said...

Wow I didn't realize you actually lived in Australia! But seriously I'm sure any insurance company would support your claim once they saw the reason for the fire! That needs to join the gazillions in spider heaven.

Tal Hartsfeld said...

It had better do its duty and start devouring some flies and gnats.

Kelly said...

omg kill it with fire! Have you seen the video where the person swats a spider with a broom and ends up it was preggo and hundreds of teeny spiders come running out? Youtube it. Motivation to get rid of this one before it releases more!

Squiggles said...

I want to thank everyone - especially Kelly - for tonight's nightmares.

I was doing so well at NOT looking at it. Shudder.

Anonymous said...

I would get a broom and a bucket. Catch the spider on the broom and shake (bang the sides) into the bucket. It won't be able to climb out. Then re-locate it to the very back of the yard. Do this before it has a dramatic weight loss. Problem solved and less flies and mosquitos next year.

I can't stand spiders but I also don't feel right killing them - outside. In the house, all bets are off. They're just doing what spiders do. I relocated 8 huge ones a couple of weeks ago and they never came back.

C.J. Smith said...

He's still alive and well and is currently our security system.

C.J. Smith said...

He's still alive and well and is currently our security system.

Anonymous said...

That's a girl spider. She'll be finding a nice place to lay her eggs anytime soon. Be nice to her...

C.J. Smith said...

Awesome!

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Lori said...

Freeloading bastard or bitch. I hate spiders, ugh!

Anonymous said...

Come on CJ - Spiders are your friend!

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C.J. Smith said...

^ Love.