Check your seat

Unlike Oprah there won't be a key to a brand new car under it but there might be poop. Dog poop.

Yesterday morning I walked to the far west end of the Oshawa platform and boarded one of the last few coaches. I was the only passenger on the lower level until another woman boarded looking perplexed. She disappeared into the washroom only to exit seconds later. She sat down two quads over from me, facing in my direction and began to rub the bottom of her shoe against the corner edge of the seat cushion in front of her. She also mumbled something about "no water" and "motherf$cker".

She caught my eye and exclaimed, "I got dog shit on my shoe!" Then she realized what she had confessed and took in my reaction. I thought I could smell something, maybe it was all in my head, but I got up and announced, "That's disgusting!" And I bolted for the next coach.

TIL: Woman gets dog shit on her shoe, gets angry about lack of water in train bathroom, takes frustration out on seat cushion to 'stick it to the man' only to realize that was a dick move when another passenger didn't stand up and cheer.