Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving

I woke up with a raging bladder infection this morning. True story. Took the GO into work because being seen and treated at the clinic in my office tower is 100x faster than waiting and waiting at the country hospital near my home. Two rounds of antibiotics and I can finally sit up without feeling like a bowling ball is buried in my gut.

I came home after and had the pleasure of riding the GO bus around 11 am this morning with a woman who was on the phone with her doctor's office discussing birth control options. I really wish I was making this up. As per Twitter:

 9 hours agoOshawa, Ontario
This woman on the discussing birth control options with her doctor's office knows we can all hear her, right?!

 9 hours agoOshawa, Ontario
The talk about IUD insertion was cringe-worthy. I was starting to feel nauseous. Even the driver was like c'mon...

 9 hours agoClarington, Ontario
And I quote, "How deep? So just to the cervix???" Finally this guy told her to can it. They're currently arguing.

 9 hours agoClarington, Ontario
This girl is full on crazy. AM I TALKING TO YOU?! NO?! SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. bus is super quiet

8 comments:

  1. LoriOctober 13, 2015 at 8:57 PM

    I hope the guy said "well you might as well be, your talking loud enough".

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  2. BickyOctober 13, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    Someone should have told her that her business seemed more interesting to be minding.

    Woman: Mind your own DAMN business!

    Passenger: But yours is so much more interesting than mine. I want to hear more about your cervix.

    Woman: Mind your own F*&^ing business!

    Passenger: How can I when you're talking about yours at the top of your bloody lungs. Shut the eff up!

    *CJ grabs popcorn and a front row seat*

    CJ: *sigh* I cannot make this shit up.

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  3. C.J. SmithOctober 13, 2015 at 9:27 PM

    Mind you the irony of me announcing to 3900 people I have a bladder infection is not lost on me

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  4. Nora1968October 14, 2015 at 7:47 AM

    Yes but the people who read your blog are volunteering to "hear" whatever it is you feel you'd like to tell us - as opposed to being captive in the middle of a gynecological consultation. What possesses people I'll never know.

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  5. deepfishOctober 14, 2015 at 8:25 AM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZqPQPhsuX4

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  6. Tal HartsfeldOctober 14, 2015 at 12:25 PM

    No sense of boundaries!
    Lady, you're out in public, not inside your own apartment. There is no privacy where you're at right now.

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  7. Michael SuddardOctober 14, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    +1 on that Bicky comment

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