Lemme check my compendium of Oakville Bylaws to see if she was exempt and or entitled...
First - was the car a German Import? (Audi, Mercedes, BMW qualify, and in certain circumstances even Volkswagon). Failing that - was it a Land Rover/Range Rover or Jaguar?
Second - was her hair pulled back in a really tight bun and/or jogger's ponytail reminiscent of the 90's "Ballerina on Crack" look?
Third - was this below the QEW?
If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then by the Oakville rules I am afraid I have to tell you that you owe the lady an apology. Don't make us hunt you down.
When it comes to douchebag fuckery - accept no substitutes!
Unfortunately, as stated before, having a German Import excuses and entitles all behaviour under existing Oakville statute, custom, routine and tradition.
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Lemme check my compendium of Oakville Bylaws to see if she was exempt and or entitled...
ReplyDeleteFirst - was the car a German Import? (Audi, Mercedes, BMW qualify, and in certain circumstances even Volkswagon). Failing that - was it a Land Rover/Range Rover or Jaguar?
Second - was her hair pulled back in a really tight bun and/or jogger's ponytail reminiscent of the 90's "Ballerina on Crack" look?
Third - was this below the QEW?
If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, then by the Oakville rules I am afraid I have to tell you that you owe the lady an apology. Don't make us hunt you down.
She's blonde - do we add that to the list...?
ReplyDeleteOakville - it goes without saying.
ReplyDeleteLeta hope that car gets keyed!
ReplyDeleteJa, es ist ein Porsche.
ReplyDeleteVandalizing the car should teach that driver wel.
ReplyDeleteew its one of those porsche sedans as well... double dbag points...
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to douchebag fuckery - accept no substitutes!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, as stated before, having a German Import excuses and entitles all behaviour under existing Oakville statute, custom, routine and tradition.