Generally my GO bus rides home from Oshawa GO station to Courtice are uneventful but ever since the clocks rolled back, some very unstable individuals have taken to riding the GO bus and bringing their suitcases full of drama with them.
I'm the only one on Twitter who has used a gobusfight hashtag so I'm able to aggregate the two fights I witnessed and have cut and pasted the text from the tweets below. Start from the bottom and work your way up.
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Clarington, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is getting off at my stop. I should follow her.
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Clarington, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is asking Rhonda if they can meet up at Tammys place and set it on fire but first they have to get the dresser out
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is having nothing to do with fucking brown curtains and Rhonda better buy blue so they match her bedspread
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Rhonda just called Connie. She's at Walmart. The whole bus knows this because of speakerphone. Are brown curtains okay?
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is going to knife the bitch if she doesn't get her clothes tonight
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Tammy has hung up. Connie is calling Rhonda who is not answering. She is leaving a vmail about Tammy
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is demanding Tammy makes $20 payments to reimburse her for the Fido charges
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update Connie is screaming on her phone at Tammy because her clothes are being held hostage. So many f bombs
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain 16h16 hours ago Oshawa, Ontario
Tonight's #gobusfight is brought to us by Connie who was thrown out by Tammy and is now staying at Rhonda's house in the back room
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #11 Melissa has called Dan on her cell and is leaving him a sobbing voicemail. Lots of swearing. Girl, you're better off
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #10 Dan has just told us all that Melissa is a whore & has exited the bus at Mary Street. Melissa is crying. Good god...
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #9 Dan is calling Rick to meet him at Wilson Rd because he's done with her crap. Passenger just suggested they both leave
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #8 Melissa, the woman, has decided Dan needs to GET OFF THIS FUCKING BUS RIGHT NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS HIM.
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #7 it's shit like this that makes me love public transit. Man is now downstairs talking to her.
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #6 Driver has asked the girl to quit yelling insults up the stairs. She also asked me what my bra size is
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #5 She just climbed over him and angrily stomped down the stairs screaming he should get her a boob job so he's happy
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #4 He's telling her he's packing his shit up tonight if she can't get over the fact Jesus gave her A-cup titties
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #3 She's encouraging him to ask other women on bus to show him their tits & ask what bra sizes we wear #escalatingquickly
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #2 Apparently it's the Sears catalogues fault. Too much wonderbra temptation as a child. He's dialing up a lot of WTF
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
#gobusfight update #1 He's now explaining he looked at the woman because of how she's dressed. Girl is like so it's ok if she was naked?
CJ Smith @ThisCrazyTrain Nov 4 Oshawa, Ontario
Watching this couple fighting on the GO bus. Apparently he looked too long at a woman. She's all about him getting her number. #chillout
Classic. My particular bus favourite is the 75 Sherbourne. Top quality entertainment. Try catching it when the old scooter lady gets on. Argument guaranteed.
ReplyDeletethe boob one was incredibly funny indeed!
ReplyDelete- @sprawlo
It's like you're a magnet for crazy.
ReplyDeleteCindy, I seriously have to ride home with you one day. But then again, I was a bit concerned that Cnnnie got off at your stop (since I know very well where that is), meaning (presumably) that Rhonda lives somewhere within shooting distance (hopefully not literally) of one or both of us....
ReplyDeleteI walk south down Trulls while she walked north and I was hungry. Or else I would have followed her!
ReplyDeleteWho needs Netflix when you've got the daily telenovela that is Go Bus travel?
ReplyDeleteThese people are for real?
ReplyDeleteTime to implement world-wide "mandatory sterilization" for 80% of world's population. Put the U.N. in charge of it...
My life is way too dull now that I'm semi-retired and have given up the commute. Thank heavens I have this blog to provide entertainment and to remind me why I am so grateful I am semi-retired.
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