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Friday, January 29, 2016
TTC problems run deeper than chronic underfunding -- Toronto Star
They can either fight their way into the streetcar or wait patiently for a third one, which may or may not have room for them.…
Ten year old plan did not initially include electrification and accommodating the trains that support it. New roof at Union Station is too short for the future of rail
Metrolinx may have to raise roof at Union Station shed to fit new trains https://t.co/DTxZRPyuvW pic.twitter.com/yWbV0xP8uU
— CP24 (@CP24) January 29, 2016
Thursday, January 28, 2016
In case you missed it
Police arrest suspect in attempted GO train robbery https://t.co/ZhfaWrUIxh
— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) January 28, 2016
Meanwhile, in Ottawa
We're seeking public’s assistance in identifying a man who maced another passenger on OC Transpo bus (#96) after a...
Posted by Ottawa Police Service - Service de police d'Ottawa on Thursday, January 28, 2016
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
And just think, come February 1, we'll all pay more for this level of luxury
@GOtransit maybe we should think about incentives for those who pay $7+ to sit on the stairs of the go train. #sad pic.twitter.com/kdvfQ4iXv5
— Maneet (@mkala3) January 13, 2016
Yep, that'll do
.@GOtransit @gotrainshame and another pic.twitter.com/ItMzrrZMVi
— Jonathan (@JonStainton) January 14, 2016
So this happened
Guns, knives seized from men at GO Transit station in Aberfoyle: https://t.co/blf5CMjj8x
— CTV Kitchener (@CTVKitchener) January 26, 2016
This part is my fav (it isn't really... ):While searching (one of the men), (police) allegedly found a loaded handgun, a flick knife and bags of marijuana. Police say a search of his suitcase turned up an unloaded rifle, a bulletproof vest, a butterfly knife, a scale and a partially consumed bottle of alcohol.
Are you ready to play everyone's favourite game? NAME THAT STAIN!
Check out THESE stains @ThisCrazyTrain pic.twitter.com/HfQBbPTZ83
— Vanessa Medina (@burnthewood) January 26, 2016
Woman assaulted on late night GO train - assailant pulled emergency brake and fled
The victim suffered minor injuries in the incident which occurred on the 9:38 pm train from Oshawa.
The suspect pulled the emergency brake after the incident and managed to exit the train.
He was last seen in the Birchmount Road and Raleigh Avenue area of Scarborough carrying a multicolored gym bag.
No further information about the suspect is available at this time, however, police are asking anyone who may have knowledge of the incident to contact Toronto Police Services at 416-808-2222.
Update: GO train robbery suspect could face heavier penalty for pulling brake than theft https://t.co/H1ziA8C0iV pic.twitter.com/5W7UUPCPEq
— 680 NEWS Toronto (@680NEWS) January 27, 2016
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Welp... prepare to be disappointed...
It also didn't go in the direction I had hoped. He/she wasn't biting.
The text exchange is in two parts. I started with my phone and then switched to the web app I use (Mighty Text for those who are interested) as it's so much more convenient and I can use a computer keyboard.
Monday, January 25, 2016
How ... how fast was the car traveling?
One person dead after bus and car collide at GO Transit station #HamOnt https://t.co/XeYAk3MxnC pic.twitter.com/08jrmlVf2r
— Hamilton Spectator (@TheSpec) January 24, 2016
Did you know there's an electronic fare card called "Beep"?
And I love the website. Beep is from Manila, Phillipines.
Para tuloy-tuloy ang biyahe, siguraduhing may load palagi ang inyong beep™ card! pic.twitter.com/eLVvjsD2nS
— beep™ card (@beep_card) October 14, 2015
The end-user experience for the Presto card website was never built with the end-user in mind.It's clunky and it's confusing, especially for new users.
This is what I'm hearing from TTC users who don't have the years of experience us GO passengers have with dealing with the shortcomings.
Maybe Metrolinx will set up some focus groups and re-think how PRESTO's website functions.
Friday, January 22, 2016
What would the Donald Say?
Purse Digger - Know Your TCT Donkey
Monday offered up a new type of GO train creature that I have dubbed the purse digger. I also encountered one on Wednesday night and again this morning.
The one on Monday I was pretty sure was looking for her bag of cocaine because she dug and dug and dug and dug and dug, pulled out a small square mirror and then dug and dug and dug and dug and took a break, and then dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and then put the mirror away.
Wednesday night's purse digger was like a fucking honey badger digging a grave to bury its recent kill of a hippo. She dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and dug, and took a break to stare out the window, before resuming her excavation. No idea what she needed as she came up empty handed every time.
This morning, this purse digger not only dug her way to Narnia, she also had to spread out her elbows nice and wide in order to gain the leverage she needed for her morning work-out. She dug and dug and dug and dug and pulled out a make up bag, then she dug and dug and dug and dug and dug and pulled out another small bag. Then she dug and dug and dug, all the while gripping the smaller bag between her lips, and she dug and dug and dug and dug and pulled out a small packet of tissues. I was exhausted just from watching her. At one point while digging to bury all this shit back into her bag, she dropped her bag and when she reached down to grab it, so did the person opposite her and they smashed heads.
#pursedigger
Make it known.
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
I'm sorry... what?
Why are you allowing your drivers to do this @GOtransit pic.twitter.com/sm1ZZRPFyA
— Gria (@DreamCannibal) January 7, 2016
Before GO ordered bi-level cars, they tested someone else's first
Jan 19, 1976: @GOtransit begins testing bi-level cars borrowed from the Chicago & North Western Railroad. 1/3 pic.twitter.com/2LjoAEwXia
— TorontoRailwayMuseum (@TORailwayMuseum) January 19, 2016
About that smoke you saw earlier
Fire under control thx @TOfire. Thx for your patience @GOTransit. Tracks now open pic.twitter.com/LQXdVTwwjM
— Anne Marie Aikins (@femwriter) January 20, 2016
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
Just another one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" thingies down the drain
One of two reports released by Tory on Tuesday rejects SmartTrack’s so-called Western spur — a heavy rail line from Mount Dennis neighbourhood, centred at Eglinton Ave. W. and Jane St., west to…
GO pushes Union Station platform safety plan in response to commuter death last Spring
The measures are among 16 safety and crowd-control measures recommended in the Union Station Platform Action Plan, posted on the Metrolinx website Monday.
It was written in response to the death of RBC employee Daniel Panacci, 31, who was dragged beneath a departing rush-hour train near a narrow passage beside an elevator on platform 11 of Canada’s busiest transit hub.
Monday, January 18, 2016
Lololololololol
Some #PRESTOcard services will be unavailable Jan 15 –17. takes all weekend to load thousands of floppies #GOtransit pic.twitter.com/X0DkqM6cYg
— NO Transit (@NOtransit) January 8, 2016
$800 million dollars and the buckets still come out
This bucket/pylon shit is getting out of hand. @unionstationTO @GOtransit @ThisCrazyTrain @GOChronicles pic.twitter.com/zXKboAe0qi
— Kylo Jen (@JenInRGB) January 18, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
Toronto police seek assistance identifying man who performed indecent act on GO train
Case #: 2016-0068877
The Toronto Police Service requests assistance identifying a man wanted in an Indecent Act investigation.
It is reported that:
- on Tuesday, January 12, 2016, at approximately 1 p.m., a 37-year-old woman was riding the 918 Go Train from Aldershot to Union Station
- an unknown man was seated in the same area
- he performed an indecent act
- the woman took a picture of him and he fled at the next stop
He is described as 40-50, glasses, short brown receding hair, wearing a red winter jacket with grey inner arms and distinctive silver flashes on the shoulders, blue jeans and a blue shirt.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 416-808-5200, Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416-222-TIPS (8477), online at www.222tips.com, text TOR and your message to CRIMES (274637). Download the free Crime Stoppers Mobile App on iTunes, Google Play or Blackberry App World.
Please download the Toronto Police Service Mobile App for iOS or Android.
For more news, visit TPSnews.ca.
When your GO bus driver sets it to "broil"
I don't think @GOtransit realizes we are all wearing parkas when we travel on the #gobus pic.twitter.com/jcFfF2mRcv
— Rob Stewart (@rjstewart) January 12, 2016
But it's so pretty! Look at those people, staring in awe
Davenport GO train bridge stirs opposition from residents https://t.co/i3PaNHVs60 pic.twitter.com/NjopnekbXj
— CBC Toronto (@CBCToronto) January 13, 2016
Thursday, January 14, 2016
What the Bay concourse currently looks like (updated)
Source
And if you want a throwback, check out this picture from 1980 when there was CARPET.
Thanks to Dan D for the link.
Let's call the blogger!
On there, this comment was written:
Those who were curious decided to phone me. But let me just stop here for a second... "She also claims to be fluent in squirrel if you communicate in that language..." Seriously?
Really?
I'm legit. You don't need to call me because you can't believe someone would actually put a phone number online.
I missed one call but answered the second one.
Hello?
(click)
So I called D Howard back.
D Howard didn't answer.
Why not, D Howard?
Don't you want to be friends? Share a bagel with me?
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
What's the meanest, I mean OVER THE LINE thing someone ever said to you on transit?
At Queen, this man got on and sat across from me. He started to stare at me rather intently. He was well dressed. We both exited at Union and as I rode the escalator, he stepped on behind me and poked my shoulder. I turned and he said, "People like you are the reason why healthcare in this country is costing billions of dollars."
"Pardon?" I asked.
He looked at my hand. "Filling up on junk, are we? People like you disgust me. With your TV shows ... 600 pound life, and all this fat acceptance. You're killing yourself. Mark my words."
I looked at my whole grain bagel with peanut butter and on impulse, as he walked in front of me to head towards the doors to the Royal Bank Centre, I whipped my bagel at the back of him and managed to strike him with it. He turned and called out, "That's probably the most exercise you'll get all day. Enjoy your diabetes!"
And then he was gone.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Bars around Union Station tonight
TRANSIT ALERT: GO Transit says service on Lakeshore West train will be affected for hours. A pedestrian has been struck near Port Credit
— CP24 (@CP24) January 12, 2016
Welp, this one's going into the calendar
Monday, January 11, 2016
So much sass. Sadly, not enough class
She's about 21. Blonde hair. Black jacket. Sorel boots.
She boards at Oshawa (7:15/7:28) and scurries her way to the Quiet Zone in the coaches farthest to the west where she lights her e-cigarette and vapes the whole train ride to Union. Big clouds of white smoke that she claims is good for us. Cures cancer, apparently (she sassed this much to me).
She's special. She must be. She's the only one sucking vape. No one else is.
All around her, plumes of white smoke (she says it's not smoke, it's just vapor and it's harmless even though I asked her what chemical was in it to make it white) billow out and curl around other passengers' heads.
I saw her Thursday and Friday. This morning I decided to ask her to stop. She cussed me out. No one backed me up.
Thanks guys. Maybe you feel paying $319 a month (soon to be $334) justifies this kind of uncouth behaviour and you're in no position to say something, but I strongly disagree.
I'm not forking out this money to inhale something where no one can give a definitive answer whether it's harmful or not. I'm not taking any chances. We already expose ourselves to enough toxins.
I don't need one more.
She can suck my fist. How's that?
Cops need help catching this creep
Our @GOtransit officers handing out fliers at Newmarket bus term today. If u see sexual assault suspect call @YRP pic.twitter.com/qFPU2ks26p
— Anne Marie Aikins (@femwriter) January 6, 2016
When we're kind to one another ...
About time, a little faith restored in humanity!
Posted by Kraze on Saturday, January 9, 2016
Meanwhile, on Twitter
"Let's see. Tv on, shoes off. Ahhhh this is GO Train commuting!" #gochro pic.twitter.com/R1dZiWf7Wz
— Paul Fosten (@sprawlo) December 23, 2015
Friday, January 8, 2016
My life is just a blank space
You'll notice I've decided to poll my audience to determine if I'm serving up content in a way that is fair to all.
I've been advised some companies block social media at work and thus, some of you can't see the posts I share directly from Instagram, Twitter, imgur and Facebook.
One of the workarounds is to screenshot them. I used to do that until I got a sternly worded email from Instagram that I am "encouraged" to use the embed feature because if I take a screenshot, I've limited the user from editing their own content as it lives permanently on my blog. But there's so much great content out there that I need to aggregate it here.
I'll see what I can do going forward. In the meantime, yeah, sorry bout the white space.
I'm going to hazard a guess, that judging by the shanty town set up next to the track, last night's fatality was a trespassing incident and not a suicide
DEVELOPING: Pedestrian fatally struck; GO Transit service suspended https://t.co/l6YTUkI7fS pic.twitter.com/5nSpcmljbt
— CTV Toronto (@CTVToronto) January 7, 2016
Really?! I mean, seriously? Get bent.
Conductor, please tell this woman to cover her mouth. Coughing out loud in the quiet zone 😷. #GoTrain pic.twitter.com/zVoIIavxMe
— SirLuckHomes.com (@SirLuckHomes) January 4, 2016
Friday flashback. Imma take you back to Sunday mornings in the mid-80s
I mean, what kid didn't want to spend some time at the Circle Square ranch?
I believe two of the ranch kids grew up to be Canadian news anchors.
Ahh, Christian Canadian programming. Gee Davey, what would we have done without it?
Man literally makes an ass of himself on a VIA train
Police were called to the station in Brockville after complaints from passengers. The man was arrested for indecent exposure and fined under the Trespass to Property Act (translation: dude didn't have a ticket).
Police told the media he's been arrested before for similar incidents.
Thursday, January 7, 2016
Pedestrian hit by alleged freight train? VIA train? But not a GO train near Danforth GO
I managed to snag a ride to Ajax. My liver can't handle a night of drink.
These are always a sad situation. Frustrating, too, but sad.
This happened this morning
After seeing the 7:53 LSE @GOtransit CSA save that woman's life twice, new respect for the CSAs and how they are there for us. #gochro
— C Mitch (@cbarran369) January 7, 2016
7:53 LSE behind due to medical emerg. Psngr couldn't breathe and passed out. CSA was a hero and brought her back twice EMS here #gochro
— C Mitch (@cbarran369) January 7, 2016
Oh wow. My bad
That was rude of me. I'm sorry.
A human tragedy
I was sure it was a half coil of kielbasa. My half-Ukrainian heart broke. It must have rolled out of someone's bag. It just lay there. Forgotten.
Let's take a moment of silence. For the coil. And for the poor commuter whose lunch plan is ruined.
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Chatham-Kent man charged for making death threats while on a VIA train in Cobourg
The train stopped at the Cobourg station on Jan. 5 around 11:50 a.m., said Cobourg Police. VIA rail officials, as well as witnesses aboard the train, told police a man was overheard speaking on his cellphone and threatening to kill people who were not on the train.
KEEP READING...
I like how my poll for a 2017 calendar calls out the haters
It's fucking happening.
2016 is going to be a very big year for Union Station." -- Osmington Inc. CEO Lawrence Zucker
KEEP READING...
"One for the pile when you get back" -- photo submission from Captain Bully... THIS NEEDS SO MUCH FIRE!
Some folks should just keep the tracky bottoms on and stick to the basement sofa ;)
Because who wants to download something? I like mobile-enabled websites personally
GO Transit shutting down app, pushes riders to mobile site
I may be back to the land of the living, but I'm still commuting in the land of the dead
Comatose on a train isn't something I could do. I need to be awake and aware.
Has the part been manufactured yet?
Hey @GOtransit - any update on the escalator at the Aldershot station that's been busted for four years now? Asking for a friend.
#gotrain
— Off the Rails (@GoTrainAvenger) January 6, 2016
I remember @GOtransit telling me two years ago they were waiting on a part for the escalator. Where did they order it from? The future?
— Off the Rails (@GoTrainAvenger) January 6, 2016
And to think, we get to pay more for this come February
@amanmann12 @GOtransit @ThisCrazyTrain CSA: "make space even by standing in washroom". LOL #GO #funny #notfunny pic.twitter.com/xAL5HwO49V
— Abu Haidar (@kassim1197) January 6, 2016
Monday, January 4, 2016
This dog and pony show will return shortly
While most of you struggled through the Tundra this morning, I had you in my thoughts as I coughed up a lung under the warmth of my comforter.
So many people were sick before and during the Christmas break, that I mistakenly thought I dodged a bullet.
Yeah no.