Maybe his car really was in the shop; explains why he was on the bus (DOES NO ONE HAVE ANY SHAME ANYMORE? WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU, DOUG!)

This is Doug. Doug is calling a girl he's met on Plenty of Fish and is telling all of us on the bus about it #golove pic.twitter.com/6q0g5xx2W2

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

I'm not sure how Doug uses Plenty of Fish on his 90s flip phone. #golove

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

Turns out 5 pm is too early for Doug's Internet girlfriend. He's asking if 530 will work. Eager beaver this Doug is. #golove

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

Ok! 8pm it is. Does she know where Rileys is? He'll meet her there because his car's in the "shop". He better borrow an iPhone for this date

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

Now Doug is discussing Sunday morning breakfast. Whoah... slow down there Doug. Get through dinner first. He sure is ambitious. #golove

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

Sounds like breakfast isn't happening for Doug. He also just asked her what she's going to wear and told her to make it "tight". #golove

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016

DAMMIT MY STOP ALWAYS COME AT THE GOOD PART. #golove

— CJ Smith (@ThisCrazyTrain) March 18, 2016