I told him I turned 40 in June. He took a long drag on his cigarette, blew the smoke upward and shook his head no. AND I SWEAR ON EVERY SINGLE BIBLE THERE IS ON THE PLANET, he then said:
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
No. No. OH HELLS NO.
This guy was creepy. He was creepier than the guy who hit me up on the bus last week who asked me to show him how Twitter works, his breath stinking like he drank an entire LCBO. He really needed to invest in some quality mouthwash.
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The second guy would probably drink the mouthwash. But still have minty fresh breath, so maybe it's a draw?
As for the current creepy guy: take it as a compliment and walk away. Or edge as far away as possible. That is what I have done with the older perv staring at my chest making comments.
Not Listerine Zero. Since the gum surgery I've had to use that stuff twice a day. If you ever wanted to know was piss tastes like - swirl your mouth with that stuff.
And what is wrong with men? Not all men but some men. NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER MADE A COMMENT ABOUT ANY MAN'S PACKAGE TO HIS FACE.
Well, they won't be going for the Zero. They'll be getting the alcoholic kind.
As for the creepy/pervy men: nope. I never have either. I will think it loudly. But this particular individual probably didn't realise I had a face.
I've always felt that there is a high number of folks in this world with some kind of mental illness, they just haven't been diagnosed.
This is why I wear big clamshell headphones on my bus - no one gets the urge to talk to me.
Was it Matthew McConaughey? If not, he stole his Dazed and Confused quote. :)
No but that's what he was reaching for and I totally got it which made it even more pas cool.
Hot men don't find me attractive but when I say this I feel like I'm insulting my husband. It's always crazy who seem to gravitate towards me.
You're right. I do find that insulting because it's not true. The reason why crazy finds you is because all the hot men are driving :-P
^hey!
It was creepy what he said but at the same time, you don't look 40.
And off-topic question... are you wearing the coat that squirted in ink last year? If so, I take it the ink came out?
Yep. Same coat. My mom went at it with Eastern European magic and she got most of it out!
The look on your face in the pic is priceless!!!
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