It's obvious where she lives is probably a filthy dump, thus she needs the immaculate confines of a commuter train to conduct her personal grooming rituals.
Besides, don't you know the modern-day 21st-century protocols? Namely: One's residence is for sleeping, shitting and showering only. "The rest of your life" you take with you in public. Makes sense. Walk around or ride your bicycle in public wearing headphones and texting; kick back, relax, put your feet up and take a nap at the coffee shop, on the bus/train, in the library; have private conversations out in the open---and if anyone butts in or comments on what you're saying they're the ones "invading your privacy" and interfering with your "freedom of speech".
We just have to "get with the times" and accept this sort of thing.
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Oh, no one wants to see that! Put the toes away!
Blech!
Quit making fun of your fellow passengers.
It's obvious where she lives is probably a filthy dump, thus she needs the immaculate confines of a commuter train to conduct her personal grooming rituals.
Besides, don't you know the modern-day 21st-century protocols?
Namely: One's residence is for sleeping, shitting and showering only. "The rest of your life" you take with you in public.
Makes sense. Walk around or ride your bicycle in public wearing headphones and texting; kick back, relax, put your feet up and take a nap at the coffee shop, on the bus/train, in the library; have private conversations out in the open---and if anyone butts in or comments on what you're saying they're the ones "invading your privacy" and interfering with your "freedom of speech".
We just have to "get with the times" and accept this sort of thing.
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